The truth is a matter of circumstance. Its not all things to all people, all the time. And neither am I.
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
The tenth Doctor and Rose walk into a bar. Not the same bar of course. They are in two different universes
you’re a fucking asshole
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
What the actual fuck hahahaha
The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy